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21. Cali.
Love and weed is all we need

"I'm not in this world to live up to your expectations, and you're not in this world to live up to mine."

biomorphosis:

When you flip bats upside down they become exceptionally sassy dancers [x].

lulu-is-deff:

It was at times a long, difficult road. But I’m glad it was long and difficult, because if I hadn’t gone through hell to get there, the lesson might not have been as clear. See kids, right from the moment I met your mom, I knew. I have to love this woman as much as I can, for as long as I can, and never stop loving her, not even for a second. I carried that lesson with me through every stupid fight we ever had, every 5 am Christmas morning, every sleepy Sunday afternoon. Through every speed bump, every pang of jealousy or boredom or uncertainty that came our way, I carried that lesson with me. And I carried it with me when she got sick. Even then, in what can only be called the worst of times, all I could do was thank God. Thank every god there is, or was, or ever will be, and the whole universe and anyone else I could possibly thank, that I saw that beautiful girl on that train platform. And that I had the guts to stand up, walk over to her, tap her on the shoulder, open my mouth, and speak.

:’(

botwinn:

does anyone actually pay attention to my blog or am i just kind of here

eatprayqueeef:

lintott:

no one ever likes me as much as i like them 

truth

209vandal:

-Photos from my last trip to Huejuquilla El Alto, Jalisco♡

bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out
weedporndaily:

Had to grab some moreby villin916kush http://ift.tt/Vu4Jwq

weedporndaily:

Had to grab some moreby villin916kush http://ift.tt/Vu4Jwq

fohk:

"Sometimes I lie. I mean, I’m weird, man. About random stuff too, I don’t even know why I do it. It’s like…it’s like a tick, I mean sometimes I hear myself say something and think, wow, that wasn’t even remotely true”
Garden State (2004)Zach Braff

fohk:

"Sometimes I lie. I mean, I’m weird, man. About random stuff too, I don’t even know why I do it. It’s like…it’s like a tick, I mean sometimes I hear myself say something and think, wow, that wasn’t even remotely true”

Garden State (2004)
Zach Braff

zooophagous:

explodinghye:

heard some non-savory comments from my family about my dear ball python so i was inspired to make some little psa’s about snakes!!! they are our scaly friends do not harm noodles
—> buy here as stickers or w/e you want!! also if you wanna use it on your blog feel free but pls credit me thank u \m/

Ball Pythons are like the chillest animal in existence I don’t even know how people can be scared or hateful towards them.

kerrnit:

Nicki Minaj’s instagram gives me life

kerrnit:

Nicki Minaj’s instagram gives me life